I was walking down the hall, clutching something in a plastic baggie in my hand. Ran into coworker. Conversation went like this:
Coworker: Oh, you must be going out tonight!
Me: ummmm, what makes you say that? (I'm not wearing anything closely resembling "going out" clothes)
Coworker: Oh, well, you're holding toothpaste in your hand. I figured you were off to brush your teeth and then go out after work.
Me: ummmm, no. (shakes head, walks away)
SEE?!?! I AM a freak/idiot magnet. I am so lucky. And for the record, I was not holding toothpaste. Why I would wander around my office with toothpaste and a toothbrush is beyond me.