The long road home

We're packing up the truck and the kitties and driving through (please help me) KANSAS tomorrow. Oh how I hate Kansas. Then down through Oklahoma to Texas. Lovely. Hopefully it will take us 16 hours. We are going this route b/c its all interstate, so we can cruise (brainlessly) at 75 mph the entire time. And only have corn fields to watch for entertainment instead of cool stuff like mountains and topography. 1,142 miles. And who knows how many chiropractor visits afterwards to repair all the damage sitting in a truck has done this week.